But after a few days on the job, he begins to be amused by all the attention, and starts to put on a show for the zoo-goers: hanging upside-down from the branches by his legs, swinging about on the vines, climbing up the cage walls, and roaring with all his might whilst beating his chest. Soon, he's drawing a sizable crowd. Terrified, Dov backs up as far from the approaching lion as he can, covers his eyes with his paws, and prays at the top of his lungs, "Shma Yisrael Adonai Elokeinu Ad-nai Echad!
You'll get us all fired!!! New Jewish Zen. If there is no self, whose arthritis is this? Those who know do not kibbitz. Those who kibbitz do not know. Breathe in.
Breathe out. Forget this and attaining Enlightenment will be the least of your problems. Do not kvetch. Be a kvetch. Become one with your whining.
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Be here now. Be someplace else later. Is that so complicated? Zen is not easy. It takes effort to attain nothingness. And then what do you have? Your family dog responds to commands uttered in Yiddish. You thought pasta was the stuff used exclusively for Kugel and kasha and bowties. You can relate to any of the above.
Sol visits Abe and sees a dog in the house. His name is Irving," says Abe. You always order me around like I'm nothing.
And then you make me sleep on the floor, with my arthritis You give me this fahkahkta food with all the salt and fat, and you tell me it's a special diet It tastes like dreck! YOU should eat it yourself! And do you ever take me for a decent walk?
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NO, it's out of the house, a short piss, and right back home. Maybe if I could stretch out a little, the sciatica wouldn't kill me so much! I said fetch, and he thought I said kvetch. Yarmulke Boy. For the last 25 years he has been editor and publisher of The Kustanowitz Kronikle, originally a family newsletter that went public when the Purim editions became too popular to keep private. Now they're all available on the internet.
In , Al will be delivering lectures on Jewish humor at synagogues, Jewish Community Centers, and other locations. If you are interested in booking a presentation on the general topic of Jewish Humor on Your Desktop or on any of the topics covered in the volumes of the series, you can reach him by e-mail at akustan gmail. Words: , Language: American English.
Published: November 20, Jewish Humor on Your Desktop is a series of seven interactive eBooks that bring hundreds of funny Jewish videos and anecdotes to your favorite screen -- desktop or laptop computer, Kindle, iPad, iPhone, Android phone or tablet. Each video is introduced with a short written commentary explaining its back story.
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A Relatable Translation of the Viduy Confession. Aish Academy. Notice the Hebrew writing on this tombstone: At first glance, the Hebrew words appear to be untranslatable gobbledygook. Perhaps this constitutes proof that Jews do not run Hollywood. Display my name? Yes No. Gruber: My kippah conundrum keeps kicking questions at me. Comforting home-cooked kosher food celebrated in cookbook.
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